Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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