I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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