i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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