You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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