how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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