I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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