The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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