Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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