Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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