Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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