Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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