i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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