Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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