he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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