the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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