Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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