Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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