Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
