he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
