I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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