She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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