i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We need a shit load of segways right now
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
