Nicole vs. Life
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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