I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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