hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You're like the curious george of whores
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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