your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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