she was so not down for the gang bang
Can Purell be used as lube?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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