In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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