You really coming over, don't trick.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The best revenge is premature balding
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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