i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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