i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
two words...techno handjob
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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