I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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