just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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