She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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