He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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