I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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