I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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