one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Randomize
