you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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