just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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