I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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