Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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