I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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