I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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