New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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