I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
too bad you live with your parents still
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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