What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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