Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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