are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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