Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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