1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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