Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
hell yes lets make some ravioli
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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