Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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