it wasn't lemon gatorade
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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