It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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