don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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