PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize