now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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