I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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