Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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