I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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