This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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